Porn & Cute crap

Ask   Juan. 18. Virgo. Vegas

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

(Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp, via gnarly)

— 14 hours ago with 75333 notes

canadianslut:

when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups image

(via gnarly)

— 14 hours ago with 17889 notes

lanamusic:

Lana Del Rey Videography #3 Blue Jeans

(via marina-del-cyrus)

— 1 day ago with 1375 notes
realmenstink:

diaryofadonkeydick:

Dear diary, I am hung like a donkey… submit

HAVE I SAID HOW MUCH I LOVE DONKEYS !!!

realmenstink:

diaryofadonkeydick:

Dear diary, I am hung like a donkey… submit

HAVE I SAID HOW MUCH I LOVE DONKEYS !!!

(Source: tittymcgees, via evanbigdick)

— 1 day ago with 427 notes

tylerchokely:

"you’re a dick" you are what u eat 

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— 1 day ago with 6014 notes

borntoservicestr8men:

What’s not to love about Australia?  I think I would blow the whole country.

(via evanbigdick)

— 1 day ago with 150 notes